Recently I heard some horror stories about reviews on one of the loops. Like if the hero drove a red car, and the reviewer didn’t like red cars, she trashed the book. I know authors, in submitting their work to other publishers, worry about the little things. Will the editor like my work? What if the editor doesn’t want to see another vampire/historical/lady who runs a bookstore romance? Writers obsess over the tiniest detail of the work, trying to make things “just right.”
And it’s good that writers work hard at their craft. Don’t get me wrong. But I think, to be honest, if an author worries about whether an editor will enjoy the meal the heroine serves her potential hero (oh wait, she offered him steamed broccoli, and people can hate that vegetable), then perhaps the author worries too much?
I’ve read books where the author had a cowboy riding a Morgan horse on his ranch. I have nothing against Morgans. They’re a versatile breed developed right here in the US to be a riding and a carriage horse, and they’re good at what they do. However, on a large-spread cattle operation, I’ve yet to meet a rancher who breeds Morgans and raises Texas Longhorns. Just saying. Nothing against the breed, just a case of either a fanciful author or bad research on the part of the writer or the editor. That’s something to worry about.
But what if the same cowboy had worn a Resistol hat, and the editor preferred Stetsons? Would that really be something to reject a story over?
Or to bring it personal, I really really don’t like cooked broccoli. If the heroine serves steamed broccoli with a thick, rich cheese sauce over it, my stomach is going to twist, and I’m thinking ICK, not “oh, yum!”. I’m not rejecting a book over that. Seriously.
And honestly, if that’s the only negative thing a reviewer had to say about a story, that the heroine served a vegetable that people either love or hate, then maybe the reviewer is looking too hard for something to trash. Know what I mean?
So when you submit your work, dear writers, do not sweat the small stuff. If you’ve written a great story, got your researched facts correct, and you’ve presented yourself well, it’s not going to matter if your hero drives a Ford, or a Chevy, or roots for the Packers or the Vikings, or even likes the Yankees. Okay maybe the last one. (Just kidding!)